$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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