im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
