I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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