I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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