just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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