Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
thus making me awesome and them whores
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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