I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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