That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"it" just moved
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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