who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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