i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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