Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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