D3 body, D1 cock
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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