Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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