in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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