im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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