I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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