Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
