Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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