Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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