I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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