You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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