He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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