he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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