I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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