There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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