I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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