i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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