I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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