But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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