He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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