I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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