Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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