apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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