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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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