I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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