I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
