Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
