do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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