dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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