Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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