i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Drake has all the answers
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
