How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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