My nipple is on Facebook.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
