grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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