The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Found your dick twin last night
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come share oat with me in your robe
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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