shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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