I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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