What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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