who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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