Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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